you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you
relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
studies show that i am in fact in a perpetual state of givin em the old razzle dazzle
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.